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name: maxim stanislavich yeryomin
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alias(es): bartholomew, minski, maximus, officemax
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affiliation: friend, cohort, co-writer -
occupation: tea merchant, humorist
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typical quote: "time for some serious Kirking!"
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note:
is foreign
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inanimate object most similar to: brick
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name:
jared morrison
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alias(es): j-mo, roy, flugen, johnny tay, johnny mitochondria
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affiliation: ancient karate nemesis
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occupation:
music industry savant
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typical
quote: "don't you know he'll soak into the road like a lobster!!!"
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musical style most similar
to: acid jazz/top 40
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name:
o'riley sweat
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alias(es): riles, rilo, rylon
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affiliation: pet
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occupation:
pet
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typical
quote: "*snort*."
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taco most similar
to: gordita
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name: rebecca bedingfield
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alias(es): Jennifer, Spadoinkel
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affiliation: really long-absent friend
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occupation:
sensitive artiste
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hat girth: immense to absurd
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typical quote: "Dude,
I just totally possessed my dad!"
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name:
john michael rampy
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alias(es): zippy, zipula, thezipman, theblairzip, Tony Danza
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affiliation: friend, co-writer, former roommate
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typical
quote: "I ROCK...AND ROLL...ALL NIGHT LONG...SWEET SUSIE!!!"
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favorite movie:
shiloh 2 (really)
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name: steven sweat
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alias(es): steve, hucklebuck, li'l stinky
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affiliation: my brother, NRA
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occupation: musician, rentacenter worker drone
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typical quote: "herbie, you are a car...that's alive..."
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mythical beast equivalent:
yeti
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non-mythical beast equivalent:
sloth
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name:
chuck nalley
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alias(es): chuck nasty, johnny smile, woody from toy story
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affiliation: friend from the old country (waycross)
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occupation:
bidnessman, gamer
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typical
quote: "I . . .sure could use some corn right about now."
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happy days character
most similar to: potsie
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name: les walker
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alias(es): lestro, lestron 9000, the lesorcist
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affiliation: partner in crime
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occupation: leader of the revolution
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typical quote (apocryphal): "Ohh, Let's ROOOOOOOCK!!!!"
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note: not pictured actual
size
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name: roger strickland
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alias(es): rog-o-licious, rog, thag the caveman
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affiliation: friend, homey, old-schooler
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occupation: captain of industry
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special skills: drumming, flying planes, freestyle rappin'
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note: is not really
orange and blurry. Or is he? No.
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name: jason pickens
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alias(es): slim, pickens, slim pickens, finger-lickins, charles dickens
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affiliation: vassal of sephiroth, the dark angel of the apocalypse
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occupation: musician, I.T. master, alligator wrestler/valet
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typical quote: "I'm a pickens. and he's a grinnin'."
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karate style most similar
to: mantis
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